Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Jay: Oh yeah, nice parenting. Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. James Van Der Beek: It alternates film dialogue with songs of various genres that appear in the film. Banky: Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? Hold it like you'd hold a woman. There's no boogers in it sir. Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed, Watch A Guide to the Films of Kevin Smith. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Ben Affleck: The hell with this. [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. Daphne: Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. Brenda? And Tubby here is my black man servant. Whillenholly: Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Well, actually there was this one time Clark: Damn, these white boys can't fight. Then taste it. I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? Chaka: I quit! [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. What? Justice: Justice: Jay: Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. There are no more lines. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Remind me to renew that restraining order. You put your dick in a pie! Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Jay: Holy shit. Oh, now you're the director. Baby Jay: What are we gonna do? That was an incredibly daring escape! Watch the language, little boy! And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. Chaka: She is too fine. The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. I pinch it like this. So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. For likeness rights? Jay's Mother: So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Whillenholly: Reg Hartner: Who'd pay to see that? Sissy: Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? Sissy: You went to film school didn't you? So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Jay: Opening text: He's got a great sense of humor. Your Momma's going to try to score. Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie? James Van Der Beek: Willam Black: Read more Read reviews Add to list . Willenholly: I'm a teen idol, dammit! Whillenholly: No, you the man, and that's the problem. I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. 8.2 . [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. Jay: Just look at the Platypus. Teen #1: Jay: Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Will you fuck me when you get out? Jay: Whillenholly: I'd do anything for you. Chaka: Shannen Doherty: No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. It's really a fucking drag. Go to hell, Pacey! Cast and Crew . You mean the guys in that Prince movie? My bad. What've I been telling you? When it comes down to business, this is what I do. Oh sweet irony! Just take it from "It's a good course.". Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. Jay: I didn't think so. Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. Holden: Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Oh, "Chasing Amy"? When, Lord when? Jason Biggs: On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. Will you fuck me when you get out? One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? Chaka: Oh sorry I'm late. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: (failed) The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. Stars: You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. You know, she didn't tell me to fuck off once when I was talkin' to her, or pull out the fuckin' pepper spray or anything. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. Whillenholly: [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Hooper: NO! Before they were rebooted in 2019, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob set off on their own adventure in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Jay: Jay: COMMANDER! A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. Jay: Oh, that's it, honey! If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Fanedit Running Time: 128. The scenes deemed particularly offensive included Jay's vehement refusal of giving oral sex to a male driver when hitchhiking, and Jay chastising Silent Bob for being willing to perform fellatio on him to get the security guard to let them go. Holden: Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. What the hell? You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. I mean, ya gotta grow man. 104 min. Jay: Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Jay: Jay: Brent: Of course. You chug that ass cock, baby. Metatron: God? Whillenholly: Chaka Luther King: Oh, that Affleck! This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? Sheriff: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. [to Silent Bob] Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. You don't know "Jungle Love?" Where we taking it from, Gus? Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. No, Steve. Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. Went to film school. Dante Hicks and Randal Graves (Clerks) put a restraining order on Jay and Silent Bob, finally fed up with their drug dealing antics outside the Quick Stop and RST Video after the duo tell a pair of teenagers that Dante and Randal were married in a Star Wars themed wedding. 1 Angel Jay: I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. Holden: Holden: New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. And sometimes, you go back to the well. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Justice: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? In later wide shots, the bullet hole is missing. [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]. It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". Ergo, you find yourself in a VERY actionable position. I've got a wiping problem. Dogma: Directed by Kevin Smith. He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. There's nothing you can do about it. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Do you want to get shot? No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. You've got the wrong guys! I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? [appears out of nowhere] Are you even supposed to be here today? The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. 'Scuse me. Jay: Whillenholly: Whillenholly: Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! That's right. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. What do we do with them now? Jay: Holden: Boy, Walt. No, but it's Miramax. Wes? Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick . Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Okay, play it cool, hot shot. I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. Sheep are beautiful creatures. Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. Say, what's all this talk about farting? Here's your coffee sir. So what's the deal here? It was just a tranquilizer. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. Cock-Knocker: Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! [singing] And for one more record, he does love the cock. Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog! It's the new millennium. Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. Yeah, for Joey, man. Brodie: What the fuck are you talking about? Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. I'm HAUNTED by it! I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous characters. [singing] Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site. edit crew name : nOmArch. Oh, shit, It understood us! Banky: [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. Customer at Quick Stop: That's it boy, put the dick down. We've got a mystery to solve! Justice: Silent Bob shakes his head]. Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Banky: (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. [Jay nods. Great. Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. And you've both got your own monkey. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: [to infant Jay] How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. Don't change the subject. Right. And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Okay, you two. Watch What Roles Was Ben Affleck Considered For? Free shipping for many products! Jay and Silent Bob run through a field with a monkey being chased and shot at by cops. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. Jay: Hmm, I don't know. [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. Tricia Jones: Jay: Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] Whillenholly: Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. Chaka Luther King: Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. What the fuck are you bitches babbling about? Another white boy in this movie? [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. Let it rip boy Angel Jay: Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. This guy'll suck your dick. Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Tell you what: let's settle this monetarily. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet. Fred: Dante Hicks: A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. Holden: Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. Goddamn yous all to hell! What am I, blind? Thank you and enjoy the show. Devil Jay: Fuck! Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! You're like a child. Jay: There's a script for this movie? Passerby: The white man stole it. Jay: [appears out of nowhere] Lonely. "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20].

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